stupid criminals

All mothers love their sons, but some are more affectionate than others.

If you're in the market to commit a felony, you've got to get creative these days. With tons of weird crimes already on the books like the NHL dude who was arrested while wearing a Teletubby costume or the guy who was caught cooking pot pie in his tightie whities, it's hard to be original. We've recently come across a law-breaking situation that's pretty refreshingly unique, though. Keywords: nake

Want to scare your kids away from ever doing meth?  And I mean EVER doing meth?  Just show them this woman's mugshots. On Monday, 36-year-old Melissa Wolf of Preble County, Ohio was arrested for manufacturing meth.  But it's clear that she was also dipping heavily into her merchandise...

On Wednesday (Oct. 31), 37-year-old Herbert Ridge of Mesa, Arizona was using a homemade electric-powered gas siphoning machine to steal gas from someone's truck when things went awry. Herbert was siphoning gas from a truck in a stranger's driveway when his machine sparked and he accidentally set himself on fire...

This kid picked the wrong apartment to break into. On Sunday, 18-year-old Wilberto Zapata of Fresno, California was apparently so drunk that when he got home to his apartment complex, he was confused about which apartment was his. He went to the apartment he thought was his and the door was locked...

You know times are tough when we have burrito banditos running rampant around town. 26-year-old Brandon Shane Eustice of Wichita Falls was in jail Tuesday after assaulting his father and stealing his $2.07 burrito in the alley behind Sevi's Burritos on 9th Street...

Clearly this guy misunderstood the phrase "more cushion for the pushin'."

The Sunshine State's stupid criminal cup runneth over. The newest addition to the Bat-sh*t Crazy Girlfriend Hall of Fame is 23-year old Jadian Hatfield of Pensacola, Florida. Hatfield's ex-boyfriend is 25-year-old Brandon Fleming of Baker, Florida, and the two of them have a two-year-old song together...

You don't usually hear about crazy things happening in Delaware.  I mean, you don't usually hear about Delaware at all.  But rest assured, people in Delaware are just as insanes people in the other 49 states. On Monday, three female daycare workers in Delaware were arrested for allegedly creating a toddler fight club...

Some things you simple cannot make up.  I can see this becoming the basis for a new Rodney Carrington tune.  It most certainly will find it’s way into an episode of ‘Law & Order: Criminal Intent’.  You can bank on that in Dodge City! ...

This is one of those moments that makes me glad we live in an era where everyone's got a phone with a camera.  Because events like this NEED to be photographed. On Tuesday afternoon, police in Kemah, Texas, about 30 miles southeast of Houston, got a few calls about a naked man riding a unicycle on the side of the highway...

Thanks to Facebook, dumb criminals now have a new way to botch their wrongdoings. Take this 20-year-old man, for example, who was arrested after posting a Facebook photo of himself stealing gas from a cop car. Duh.