stupid criminals

When confronted by a mugger, it's tough to maintain your composure, let alone adhere to social decorum, but somehow this woman does it in spades.

We all know GoPro cameras can provide some spectacular shots, but who knew it could be a crimefighting device?

Meet the world's toughest senior citizen. Eighty-nine-year-old Miyo Koba fought off a robber who entered her Moses Lake, Washington convenience store armed a three-foot long sword last weekend.

Those delicious rolls of tasty goodness usually don't cost a lot, but to this man they were worth jail time.

This is not the best way to get on camera.

It sounds like this guy peeled outta there.

2013 was chock-full of criminal masterminds (read morons). That's right, last year we were graciously introduced to a mom who let her toddler hit the bong, the poopy-pants shop lifter, a cold-hearted nun-robbing thief and so much more. And thanks to our good friend the Internet, no dumb deed goes unnoticed.

In our experience, parents generally let their small children drive when they're too drunk to drive themselves. But a father in Ohio was apparently stone cold sober when he let his 9-year-old daughter drive the family car. Can't blame alcohol for this one, dude. That dumb decision was all yours.

If you have good neighbors, consider yourself lucky.

A thief in Boston is going to have to do some serious explaining the next time he goes to confession.

The world’s worst mother may very well live in Centralia, Washington.

Some people have no clue how to treat the handicapped.