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Father Arrested After Letting 9-Year-Old Daughter Drive Car

Donald Deane — Wed, 22 May 2013 00:45:06 +0000

In our experience, parents generally let their small children drive when they're too drunk to drive themselves. But a father in Ohio was apparently stone cold sober when he let his 9-year-old daughter drive the family car. Can't blame alcohol for this one, dude. That dumb decision was all yours.

What the…? Man Burns Down Neighbor's House Because He Didn't Cut His Lawn

Drew Weisholtz — Sat, 18 May 2013 07:31:09 +0000

If you have good neighbors, consider yourself lucky. Police have arrested Phillip Roger Bennett, 58, of Cartersville, Georgia, after he tried to burn down a neighbor’s house as a punishment for not mowing the lawn. Bennett had reportedly been up in arms because his neighbor across the street, Marty Corbitt, had let his front lawn [...]

World's Most Cold-Hearted Thief Steals $6 From a Nun

Drew Weisholtz — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 16:09:46 +0000

A thief in Boston is going to have to do some serious explaining the next time he goes to confession. Sister Alice Kenneally, an 85-year-old nun, was robbed of $6 last week while she was getting set to pay for tickets to a Lenten fish dinner. Sister Alice says she was reaching for her money [...]

What the…?! Mother Arrested for Letting 22-Month-Old Smoke from a Bong

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:27:25 +0000

The world’s worst mother may very well live in Centralia, Washington. Police have arrested Rachelle Braaten, after she allegedly let her 22-month-old son use a bong, in an incident that has been captured on video. Braaten is now looking at charges of manufacture of marijuana and delivery of a controlled substance to a minor. Police [...]

Enraged Man Beats Woman in Wheelchair for Eating Last Piece of Chicken

Drew Weisholtz — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 20:03:01 +0000

Some people have no clue how to treat the handicapped. Police in Pacolet, South Carolina arrested 44-year-old Clifford Smith last weekend because he attacked a wheelchair-bound woman after she ate the last piece of chicken during dinner. Smith and some other people were chowing down, along with the woman, when she helped herself to the [...]

Gross! Mother Slips Jailed Son Drugs in Open-Mouthed Kiss

Drew Weisholtz — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 21:11:16 +0000

All mothers love their sons, but some are more affectionate than others. A woman was recently busted for smuggling Oxycodone to her son in an open-mouthed kiss when she visited him in jail in Yates County, New York. Authorities say Kimberly Margeson, 54, was visiting her 30-year-old son William Partridge in the slammer after he [...]

Burglar Found Naked in Home Holding Family Chihuahua

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 18:00:59 +0000

If you're in the market to commit a felony, you've got to get creative these days. With tons of weird crimes already on the books like the NHL dude who was arrested while wearing a Teletubby costume or the guy who was caught cooking pot pie in his tightie whities, it's hard to be original. We've recently come across a law-breaking situation that's pretty refreshingly unique, though. Keywords: naked guy, terrified Chihuahua and laundry.

Incredible Mugshot Comparison Shows Exactly Why You Shouldn't Do Meth

Blake — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 16:53:02 +0000

Want to scare your kids away from ever doing meth? And I mean EVER doing meth? Just show them this woman’s mugshots. On Monday, 36-year-old Melissa Wolf of Preble County, Ohio was arrested for manufacturing meth. But it’s clear that she was also dipping heavily into her merchandise. Back in July of last year, Melissa [...]

Man Stealing Gas Sets Himself, His Truck, and a Stranger's House on Fire [AMAZING VIDEO]

Aaron Galloway — Fri, 02 Nov 2012 16:39:03 +0000

On Wednesday (Oct. 31), 37-year-old Herbert Ridge of Mesa, Arizona was using a homemade electric-powered gas siphoning machine to steal gas from someone’s truck when things went awry. Herbert was siphoning gas from a truck in a stranger’s driveway when his machine sparked and he accidentally set himself on fire. First he rolled around in the [...]

Woman Wins Karate Tournament, Finds Drunk Intruder in Her Apartment…and BAM! More Karate

Aaron Galloway — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 14:50:31 +0000

This kid picked the wrong apartment to break into. On Sunday, 18-year-old Wilberto Zapata of Fresno, California was apparently so drunk that when he got home to his apartment complex, he was confused about which apartment was his. He went to the apartment he thought was his and the door was locked. After breaking in, Zapata [...]

Wichita Falls Burrito Burglar Behind Bars

Aaron Galloway — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 17:53:48 +0000

You know times are tough when we have burrito banditos running rampant around town. 26-year-old Brandon Shane Eustice of Wichita Falls was in jail Tuesday after assaulting his father and stealing his $2.07 burrito in the alley behind Sevi’s Burritos on 9th Street. The now burrito-less victim told officers that as he walked through the [...]

Man Arrested for Having Sexy Sofa Time on the Side of the Road

Aaron Galloway — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 13:55:06 +0000

Clearly this guy misunderstood the phrase "more cushion for the pushin'."

Woman Attacks Her Ex, Beats Him With His Own Leg [VIDEO]

Aaron Galloway — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 15:59:16 +0000

The Sunshine State’s stupid criminal cup runneth over. The newest addition to the Bat-sh*t Crazy Girlfriend Hall of Fame is 23-year old Jadian Hatfield of Pensacola, Florida. Hatfield’s ex-boyfriend is 25-year-old Brandon Fleming of Baker, Florida, and the two of them have a two-year-old song together. They’ve had joint custody of their son since they broke [...]

Three Daycare Employees Arrested for Creating Toddler Fight Club

Lonestar 102.3 — Wed, 22 Aug 2012 14:37:05 +0000

You don’t usually hear about crazy things happening in Delaware. I mean, you don’t usually hear about Delaware at all. But rest assured, people in Delaware are just as insanes people in the other 49 states. On Monday, three female daycare workers in Delaware were arrested for allegedly creating a toddler fight club. 19-year-old Tiana [...]

Bizarre Way #497 to Kill a Neighbor: Strangle 'em With Your Bra

Mike Hendren — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 20:34:30 +0000

Some things you simple cannot make up. I can see this becoming the basis for a new Rodney Carrington tune. It most certainly will find it’s way into an episode of ‘Law & Order: Criminal Intent’. You can bank

Naked Man Caught Riding His Unicycle Across a Bridge in Texas [PHOTO]

Aaron Galloway — Fri, 11 May 2012 17:14:20 +0000

This is one of those moments that makes me glad we live in an era where everyone's got a phone with a camera. Because events like this NEED to be photographed.

On Tuesday afternoon, police in Kemah, Texas, about 30 miles southeast of Houston, got a few calls about a naked man riding a unicycle on the side of the highway

Dumb Prankster Posts Photo of Himself Stealing Gas From Cops

Don Deane — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 04:35:46 +0000

Thanks to Facebook, dumb criminals now have a new way to botch their wrongdoings. Take this 20-year-old man, for example, who was arrested after posting a Facebook photo of himself stealing gas from a cop car. Duh. Michael Baker, a Kentucky resident, was arrested on Monday after posting a Facebook photo of himself flipping the [...]

Stupid Criminal Robs Banks With Note Written on Personal Check [VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 13:27:02 +0000

Looks like we have a brand new candidate for dumbest criminal ever.

Patrick Johnson robbed two banks in the Ocala, FL area in one day. The thief had the presence of mind to change his wardrobe between his crimes, but his method of sticking up the banks — a note stating he had a gun — was the same both times.

Man Steals Beer to Pick Up Women

Frank Seres — Mon, 23 May 2011 16:53:06 +0000

A man in Jensen Beach, Florida got picked up by police before he picked up any chicks.

Twenty-year-old Anthony Hernandez admitted to police he stole an 18-pack of Bud Light from a 7-Eleven on Monday in the hopes he could use the beer to "score some women."

Couple Tries To Rob Charity Lemonade Stand

Frank Seres — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 16:56:10 +0000

In an attempt to garner the title “World’s Meanest Robbers,” a couple in Houston held up a charity lemonade stand run by 13-year-old Chelsea Edwards and her two friends. Gage Turner, 20, and Amber Umbarger, 21, allegedly approached the lemonade booth, inquired about the cost and then grabbed the money jar and ran. The jar [...]