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Teen Tries to Steal Soda – Gets Stuck in Machine

Bethany Lee — Sun, 24 Jun 2012 16:22:27 +0000

Crime just doesn’t pay.

Walmart Robber Seriously Injured by His Own Getaway Vehicle

Mike Adams — Fri, 15 Jun 2012 14:47:45 +0000

It never seems to fail — where there’s a twinge of desperation, a nearby Walmart, and just enough faith in a reckless gamble to go over the wall, the derelict sideshow and dumb circus is there. Apparently, one man from New York does not intend to change that. According to a police report, a 24-year-old [...]

How Dumb Do You Have to Be to Rob a Little League Snack Bar? Ask These Guys

Shauna Wright — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 06:49:12 +0000

In the fairy tale ‘Hansel and Gretel,’ the brother-and-sister pair leave a trail of breadcrumbs behind to help them retrace their steps back home.

But apparently some California thieves weren’t familiar with the story — it was their own trail of food-related evidence that helped police find them.

Drunk Pregnant Texas Woman Leaves One-Year Old in Car to Get a Piercing [VIDEO]

Aaron Galloway — Thu, 31 May 2012 22:06:02 +0000

Around 2:40 A.M. on Tuesday, a 20-year-old texas woman proved she was an unfit mother in SIX simultaneous ways. Let’s take a moment here to count up all the ways that 20-year-old Stephanie Irene Santana of Houston, Texas is a horribly unfit mother. 1. At 2:40 A.M. on Tuesday, she was driving drunk. 2. She [...]

Teenage Girls Run Over While Sunbathing on Road

Mithun Divakaran — Wed, 02 May 2012 05:00:43 +0000

Two 13-year-old girls got more than just tan-lines when they decided to sunbathe on a rural road. The unfortunate accident took place in Economy, PA, when a 19-year-old man in a vehicle didn’t see the girls lying on the road and ran over them. To make things even more unfortunate – the guy behind the wheel was someone the girls knew.

Dumb Prankster Posts Photo of Himself Stealing Gas From Cops

Don Deane — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 04:35:46 +0000

Thanks to Facebook, dumb criminals now have a new way to botch their wrongdoings. Take this 20-year-old man, for example, who was arrested after posting a Facebook photo of himself stealing gas from a cop car. Duh. Michael Baker, a Kentucky resident, was arrested on Monday after posting a Facebook photo of himself flipping the [...]

Man Returns to Bank He Was Robbing to Get Cab Fare

Bethany Lee — Sun, 04 Mar 2012 22:00:59 +0000

This guy should have thought out his plan before putting it into motion.

Man Shoots His Son for Singing a Country Song During Karaoke

Aaron Galloway — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:21:37 +0000

Last week, 70-year-old William Oller Senior of Redding, California, and his son, 50-year-old William Oller Junior, were in Junior’s mobile home singing some karaoke. William Junior picked a country song and unfortunately, we don’t know the exact song. All we know is that his father hates country music, and yelled at him to stop singing. [...]

Dumbest Bank Robber Ever Shoots Himself in the Foot [VIDEO]

Don Deane — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:03:22 +0000

Earlier this week, a group of men stormed a bank in Parana, Brazil and made off with approximately $16,000. It was the perfect heist — until one of the robbers clumsily shot himself in the foot. (No joke.) Security footage shows the robber, who was acting as lookout at the time, awkwardly fumbling with two [...]

Snoozing Computer Thief Caught After Built-in Camera Takes His Picture [PHOTO]

Don Deane — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 23:38:06 +0000

A hapless crook in the U.K. was recently caught after a built-in camera on a stolen laptop took his picture while he was napping (with his mouth open no less). Busted! The owner of the laptop, a student, activated the camera as well as tracking software and led police right to 19-year-old Rastin Khalaji. Police [...]

Man Threatens to Eat Officers

Bethany Lee — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 22:00:17 +0000

I find that the best way to deal with police is to threaten them.

Man Caught Stealing During 'Shop With a Cop'

Bethany Lee — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 22:00:43 +0000

Some people are just asking to be caught.

What the…? Millionaire Couple Busted for Receiving Welfare Benefits

Shauna Wright — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 21:23:20 +0000

Investigators and authorities have learned that a Seattle couple lived in a million-dollar home and traveled the world, all while collecting more than $135,000 in welfare benefits. Lyudmila Shimonova allegedly got Section 8 housing assistance starting in 2003 by saying she lived alone with two children and that her household assets were less than $5,000. [...]

Shouldn't a Former Miss USA Know Designated Drivers Aren't Supposed to Drink?

Jeremy Taylor — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 16:16:27 +0000

Former Miss USA Rima Fakih was acting like a few Miss USAs before her when she was arrested early Saturday morning on misdemeanor drunk driving charges. She was pulled over near Highland Park, MI while behind the wheel of her friend’s car.

Men Give Up Carjacking After Realizing Car is a Stick Shift

Bethany Lee — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 22:00:38 +0000

Care for a drive, anyone?

Porn Addiction Leads to Doggy-Door Burglary

Bethany Lee — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 09:00:57 +0000

Would you fess up to this?

Man Planned to Dress as Bear to Kill Ex

Bethany Lee — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 21:00:09 +0000

Because there just aren’t enough ways to kill a person.

Man Arrested After Trying to Rob Store Using Firecracker

Bethany Lee — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 21:00:38 +0000

I suppose firecrackers have been known to take out a finger or two…

Suspect Tries To Cash In On His Own Burglary

Bethany Lee — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 21:00:38 +0000

Because the crime just wasn’t fun enough, he thought he’d try to help police.

Neighbor Asks Permission To Dump Body In Trash Can

Bethany Lee — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 21:00:05 +0000

When your trash can is full, will your neighbors let you use theirs?