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Teen Tries to Steal Soda – Gets Stuck in Machine
June 24, 2012 Crime just doesn’t pay.
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Walmart Robber Seriously Injured by His Own Getaway Vehicle
It never seems to fail — where there’s a twinge of desperation, a nearby Walmart, and just enough faith in a reckless gamble to go over the wall, the derelict sideshow and dumb circus is there.
Apparently, one man from New York does not intend to change that.
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How Dumb Do You Have to Be to Rob a Little League Snack Bar? Ask These Guys
In the fairy tale ‘Hansel and Gretel,’ the brother-and-sister pair leave a trail of breadcrumbs behind to help them retrace their steps back home.
But apparently some California thieves weren’t familiar with the story — it was their own trail of food-related evidence that helped police find them.
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Drunk Pregnant Texas Woman Leaves One-Year Old in Car to Get a Piercing [VIDEO]
Around 2:40 A.M. on Tuesday, a 20-year-old texas woman proved she was an unfit mother in SIX simultaneous ways.
Let's take a moment here to count up all the ways that 20-year-old Stephanie Irene Santana of Houston, Texas is a horribly unfit mother
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Teenage Girls Run Over While Sunbathing on Road
Two 13-year-old girls got more than just tan-lines when they decided to sunbathe on a rural road. The unfortunate accident took place in Economy, PA, when a 19-year-old man in a vehicle didn’t see the girls lying on the road and ran over them. To make things even more unfortunate – the guy behind the wheel was someone the girls knew.
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Dumb Prankster Posts Photo of Himself Stealing Gas From Cops
Thanks to Facebook, dumb criminals now have a new way to botch their wrongdoings. Take this 20-year-old man, for example, who was arrested after posting a Facebook photo of himself stealing gas from a cop car. Duh.
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Man Returns to Bank He Was Robbing to Get Cab Fare
March 4, 2012 This guy should have thought out his plan before putting it into motion.
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Man Shoots His Son for Singing a Country Song During Karaoke
Last week, 70-year-old William Oller Senior of Redding, California, and his son, 50-year-old William Oller Junior, were in Junior's mobile home singing some karaoke.
William Junior picked a country song and unfortunately, w
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Dumbest Bank Robber Ever Shoots Himself in the Foot [VIDEO]
Earlier this week, a group of men stormed a bank in Parana, Brazil and made off with approximately $16,000. It was the perfect heist — until one of the robbers clumsily shot himself in the foot. (No joke.)
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Snoozing Computer Thief Caught After Built-in Camera Takes His Picture [PHOTO]
A hapless crook in the U.K. was recently caught after a built-in camera on a stolen laptop took his picture while he was napping (with his mouth open no less). Busted!
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Man Threatens to Eat Officers
January 15, 2012 I find that the best way to deal with police is to threaten them.
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Man Caught Stealing During ‘Shop With a Cop’
December 11, 2011 Some people are just asking to be caught.