Hear ye, hear ye! On this day, July 22, Prince William and yon wife Kate Middleton have successfully created the third successor in line for the British throne: a (still unnamed) baby boy.
That's right, kids. The royal bun has officially exited the royal oven. And Kanye had nothing to do with it.
The Royal Baby is on the way.
Prince William's adorable wife, Kate Middleton (Duchess Catherine of Cambridge, if you're fancy), is in labor, readying to deliver the third-in-line to the throne.
I'll go ahead and admit it. I had a few PEZ dispensers as a kid. In fact I have an Elvis Presley in military uniform PEZ dispenser in my office right now. (That's another story for another post ...) But I don't have the new Prince William and Kate Middleton PEZ dispensers...