Singles Site is Perfect for Ghost Dating
Just because you’re dead doesn’t mean you don’t want romance. Now that you’ve passed over you might find that haunting by yourself just isn’t as excited as you expected. Now GhostSingles.com can help out by matching you up with the perfect ghoul!
Ghost Singles uses lets you select spirits between the ages of 18-1,000+ and at no cost. You even get to pick the type of death your potential mate suffered, such as horribly, mysteriously, tragically, or suddenly. From there you can browse the profiles of potential death-mates and make your selection. With picks such as deadgrrrl, vengeful1, dead_stud, and funtime_phantom, you know you can’t go wrong!
In addition to setting you up with a fiendish friend, the site also offers up dating tips and safety advice for hooking up with your new pal for the first time. Their etiquette section states:
- Ask questions. Get to know your date. How did he or she die? What was it like to stand over their own lifeless corpse? Did they see a light at the end of a tunnel, and if so, why didn’t they go towards it? You may find you have a lot in common.
- Compliment your date. Are they looking ghastly? Particularly eldritch? Be sure to let them know!
- Don’t kiss on the first date. Don’t kiss ever, in fact, because your faces just pass through each other, and it’s really weird for both parties.
- Don’t be offended if they suddenly disappear. You should know as well as anyone that existence in this twilight realm can be inconsistent. If your date vanishes, don’t be too quick to judge.
What are you waiting for? You’ll be dead forever, so now is the time to pick out a mate to enjoy eternity with.