Homeless But Hip — Hot Mess of The Day
Name: Sassy Stanley
Occupation: Former aerobics instructor (forced into retirement) / current Jeff Bridges impersonator.
Interests: Retro clothing, Lebowski Fest, REO Speedwagon, sidewalk yoga, wedgies and Jazzercise.
Hobbies: Stretching, shopping, bulge rearranging, and walking because for some reason I never get picked up while hitchhiking.
5 Things I Can’t Live Without: My shoulder bag, my face rug, constant honks from passersby, jealous faces and the knowledge that I am Gandalf!
Into: Anything that holds my “boys” in place.
Not Into: Genital relaxation — aka boxers.
I Spend Most of My Free Time: Being sexy.
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