Blake Shelton, Miranda Lambert Divorce: He Wants the Liquor, She Wants the ‘Baby’
Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are happily married, but the tabloids haven’t accepted that so the country couple is having fun with the divorce rumors. During a recent tweet exchange, Shlambert split up their assets: the booze, the baby and Ashley Monroe.
The ‘My Eyes’ singer started it, saying he and Lambert were reading the news. “I hope I get all the liquor in the divorce,” he cracked. Moments later his wife shot back:
— Miranda Lambert (@mirandalambert) April 16, 2014
Every few months reports that the ‘Automatic’ singer is pregnant surface, prompting one Twitter follower to ask, “Don’t you guys separate every 6 months, and have a baby every 3 months?”
Lambert’s planned break from the road has fueled the most recent round of speculation. If she had a baby every time a tabloid said she was pregnant they’d have more kids than dogs!
Pistol Annie Ashley Monroe got in the final zinger:
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) April 16, 2014