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7 Things To Do If You Ever Find Yourself Homeless
Today’s world is a tough one. The economy is in such shambles that even white collar workers are scrounging for cash. The days of things costing a nickel and America being the king of all kings are far over and unfortunately, society is in the middle of feeling the harsh after affects of a troubled economy: We’re living in smaller houses, we’re losing our jobs … occasionally worse things are happening. Most have had make drastic lifestyle changes; the times of incessant praise and financial welcoming are over. Allow us to introduce you to the land of the homeless.
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Guy Takes His Giant Python For A Stroll
Well, this is just terrifying. For some reason, this guy apparently owns a giant Burmese python, and for some other reason he likes to take it for “walks” around the neighborhood.
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This Video Proves Cats are Essentially Jerks
Very mature Theodore.
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Here Come the ‘Shark Week’ Memes
Finally, Shark Week is here! For some reason America has a fascination with the week-long Discovery channel brainchild. It’s a time to celebrate sharks, their lifestyle and a chance to act intelligent because we watched the Discovery Channel the night before.
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‘MugShot Yourself’ Allows You to Be an Old-Timey Criminal
Get ready because it’s about to get creepy up in here with MugShot Yourself.
In an attempt to promote the new BBC series ‘Copper,’ a website has been developed that takes a photo of you and blends it with vintage mug shots, courtesy of Mark Michaelson’s “Least Wanted” collection.
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Homeless But Hip — Hot Mess of The Day
Name: Sassy Stanley
Occupation: Former aerobics instructor (forced into retirement) / current Jeff Bridges impersonator.
Interests: Retro clothing, Lebowski Fest, REO Speedwagon, sidewalk yoga, wedgies and Jazzercise.
Hobbies: Stretching, shopping, bulge rearrangi
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Watch the Amazing Extended Trailer for ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’
TLC does it again! Spawned from the ever-so-disturbing series ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ this new reality show — titled ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ — is on a whole new level of WTF. Want a peek? Check out the trailer below.
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Rubber Maid — Hot Mess of The Day
Name: Roberta — AKA Rubberta.
Occupation: Taste tester on Pa’s farm and licensed notary public.
Interests: Big wheeling, Michelin tires, NASCAR, Lynyrd Skynyrd, swamp rock, racism and solving ’48 Hours Mystery’ programs before the show is over (currently 0-54).
Hobbies: Huntin’, fishin’, spittin’, tob
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Married Couple Has Worn Matching Outfits Every Day For Decades
Marriage is a strange, even difficult, thing. At times you have to think up things to keep it exciting and entertaining. We suggest assorted ointments and the Lionel Ritchie album.
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Watch This Guy Drive Right Through a Tornado
As if you needed another reason not to move to North Dakota, here’s another one for you to add onto your imaginably long list.