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Subway Masturbator Pulls Gun When Confronted
This guy was whipping out all sorts of things for people to see.
Livestock Auctioneer Championship Will Leave Your Head Spinning
The World Livestock Auctioneer Championship will surely have you talking. Just not as fast as the contestants.
Target Blasts Porn Over Loudspeaker, Take That Walmart
The background noise of American consumerism that is Muzak may soon give way to some more X-rated sounds.
How to Open a Beer Bottle With Anything and Everything
Short of being trapped in a room without a remote to change the TV from The View, not having a bottle opener to crack open an ice cold bottle of beer is the worst possible thing that can happen. Or is it?
Man’s Epic Beard Makes Perfect Gun Cabinet
Gun control is a seriously big issue and the way this guy arms himself should spur on more debate.
Jerk Drunk College Student Demanding Mac and Cheese Winds Up in Jail [NSFW VIDEO]
You can look pretty dumb when you've had too much to drink.
Texas Rangers’ Cotton Candy Hot Dog Is a Vomit-Inducing Miracle
The Texas Rangers are in the playoffs and if you are lucky enough to snag tickets, make sure you bring your appetite with you.
Survey Names World’s Funniest Joke (Which Isn’t THAT Funny)
Forget any knock-knock joke you've ever heard. Disregard any "a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar" joke. Don't even think about those "how many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?" jokes.
YouTuber Who Set Apartment on Fire During Live Stream Is a Serious Hazard
This guy's attempts to put out a blaze was like pouring gasoline on a fire.
Guy Lifts Cases of Beer With Body Part You Should Treat Much Nicer
We can think of many, many more pleasant things to do with this body part.
Watch an Idiot Set Gas Station on Fire Trying to Burn a Spider
Darwin is rolling over in his grave.
Guy Posts Video of Leg Bitten by Shark and OH THE HORROR
You've just been bitten by a shark -- what do you do? If you're this guy, you share the absolutely horrifying result with the internet.