5 of the Worst Halloween Costumes This Year
It’s Halloween costume time! And since you’re clearly going to procrastinate, you’ll probably find yourself getting a crappy store-bought costume at the last minute, but please AVOID THESE.
Here’s a list of the five worst Halloween costumes we’ve seen so far this year.
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1. Cry Baby Adult Costume
This costume features an oversized tan polyester bodysuit with a large white diaper and a bib that says “Cry Baby.” Even someone with a diaper fetish would find this thing hideous.
2. Sexy Oscar the Grouch
Last year “Sesame Street” released a line of sexier adult costumes. Some, like Elmo and Cookie Monster, might be okay. But putting a garbage can lid on your head and wearing a skirt with a garbage can print is not.
3. Big Foot
This isn’t Bigfoot, the half-man, half-ape. This is a costume where you’re wearing a giant foot. With hairy toes. And it costs $50.
4. The Sun
This costume is just lazy. Basically it’s a big yellow felt circle with a few points sticking out. And it costs $40.
5. A Woman’s Jumpsuit That Says “Halloween”
It’s not even a costume. It’s a cheap-looking full-body jumpsuit that inexplicably has the word “Halloween” printed near the left shoulder.
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